Wearing their new Party outfits, Putin & Trump give each other their secret protocol handshake. I’ll bet my dick is bigger than his, thinks Putin. My chin is better than his, thinks Trump. What a loser, each thinks about the other. Say, who’s the guy in the white coat? He’s the party of the whites, and we’re the party of the blues, see? Actually, he’s got the best chin. We built our wall to keep them in. You built your wall to keep them out.
